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The one who dies, whom does he lose? Himself? No, for once dead, he has ceased to exist, and one who exists not, there is nothing he can lose. "The Star Diaries"

It's impossible to talk to people who cannot see the obvious. "Memoirs of a Space Traveller: Further Reminiscences of Ijon Tichy"

There can be no injustice where the law upholds liberty. "The Star Diaries"

Reason was only for realizing that reason ought to be disposed of, and quickly too, seeing as it was the cause of all the calamities in history. "The Star Diaries"

The flaring up of a new star in the firmament, where there have been no stars before, testifies to the recent disintegration of a planet whose former inhabitants had achieved a high level of civilization and discovered the means of releasing atomic energy. "The Star Diaries"

People do not want immortality. They simply do not want to die. "Memoirs of a Space Traveller: Further Reminiscences of Ijon Tichy"

Donda's Law: Whatever a small computer can do with a large program, perhaps a large computer can do just as much with a small program; hence the logical conclusion that an infinitely large program can work on its own, i.e. without any computer at all. "Memoirs of a Space Traveller: Further Reminiscences of Ijon Tichy"