ijon tichy

The one who dies, whom does he lose? Himself? No, for once dead, he has ceased to exist, and one who exists not, there is nothing he can lose. "The Star Diaries"

No religion can do anything for humanity because it is not an empirical knowledge. "Summa technologiae"

Seven different measures to halt the population explosion, namely: mass media and mass arrests, compulsory celibacy, full-scale deeroticization, onanization, sodomization, and for repeated offenders – castration. "The Futurological Congress"

It's impossible to talk to people who cannot see the obvious. "Memoirs of a Space Traveller: Further Reminiscences of Ijon Tichy"

There can be no injustice where the law upholds liberty. "The Star Diaries"

Reason was only for realizing that reason ought to be disposed of, and quickly too, seeing as it was the cause of all the calamities in history. "The Star Diaries"

Being is based on an error, corrects an error by an error, returns an error, creates by errors such that chance becomes the fate of the World.  "Memoirs of a Space Traveller: Further Reminiscences of Ijon Tichy"

Death is the province of the living – it is the loss of someone near. "The Star Diaries"

Death is the province of the living – it is the loss of someone near. "The Star Diaries"

We do not consider God a manufacturer, who waits for approbation from His product. "The Star Diaries"