No religion can do anything for humanity because it is not an empirical knowledge. "Summa technologiae"
Seven different measures to halt the population explosion, namely: mass media and mass arrests, compulsory celibacy, full-scale deeroticization, onanization, sodomization, and for repeated offenders – castration. "The Futurological Congress"
A journey is a dismal thing when there can be no homecoming. "The Futurological Congress"
A man can control only what he comprehends, and comprehend only what he is able to put into words. The inexpressible therefore is unknowable. "The Futurological Congress"
The opportunity for evil in itself does not suffice; people need a rationale as well. "The Futurological Congress"
What was civilization ever, really, but the attempt by man to talk himself into being good? Only good, mind you. The rest had to be shoved somewhere out of sight. "The Futurological Congress"
Now to make it in the arts, publicize your private parts! Critics say you can't offend 'em with your phallus or pudendum! "The Futurological Congress"